July 2009
11 posts
The ice cream man just drove by playing “we wish you a merry christmas.” This is not ok.
Brown Eyed Girl - Van Morrison In the misty...
June 2009
93 posts
HAGS
I hated people in high school who wrote “HAGS” in my yearbook. For one thing, I didn’t realize what it stood for so I thought it was like a school meme that I never got.
When I learned what it stood for, I felt the people who wrote it in my yearbook didn’t care as much as I’d hope. It’s just 4 words. “Have a good summer.” Meh. Whatever.
People also wrote crap like:
“What 5 bucks? Me too”...
Fun Fact from the Discovery Channel
If you ever find yourself steering a large ship (i.e cruise, tanker, whatever) and you see an iceberg in front of you, the safest thing to do is to simply crash into it head on.
Don’t do what the Titanic. They were from the 1910s and didn’t know any better. They tried to go backwards and steer to the side.
And if your ship starts sinking, always remember:
You matter first then worry about...
Billy Mays opened the newspaper and noticed 3 people (Ed McMahon, Farrah Fawcett, Michael Jackson) had already died this week. It was then when he said his last words: “But wait! There’s more!”
oh no! not again!
More smitten: i have a sore throat!
More smitten: i hope it's not tonsilitis again
More smitten: we all know how bad that'd be ..
Kevilinist: omg tonsilitis
Kevilinist: its terrible!
More smitten: lol
Kevilinist: but not as worse as taking them out
Kevilinist: that was horrible
More smitten: hahahaha
Kevilinist: and then going in a car
Kevilinist: with a bad driver
Kevilinist: and a bad car
Kevilinist: and the ride was so bumpy
Kevilinist: omg i wanted to just like
Kevilinist: get out there
Kevilinist: and like hitchhike home
Kevilinist: horrible
Kevilinist: haha
Scarred for life: The teenager who asked tattooist... →
WHY?! Unless you’re filipino and want 3 stars, sure. But WHY?! Girl, you’ve got a lot to learn little missy..
“The opposite of love isn’t hate, it’s indifference.”
– Eli Weisl
“The Eskimos had fifty-two names for snow because it was important to them: there...”
– M.Artwood
“Once upon a time there was a boy who loved a girl, and her laughter was a...”
– Nicole Krauss - The History of Love
Elton John | Bennie and the Jets
You can't shout "fire" in a crowded theater
—but shouting hateful rhetoric over the airwaves that stirs up irrational frenzies that sometimes end in murder is totally legit. lol
Improper elevator etiquette
entering an ascending elevator after me and selecting a floor below mine
entering a descending elevator after me and selecting a floor above mine
entering an ascending or descending elevator wearing pungent cologne and/or perfume
asking me to hold the door for you
asking me to push the button for your floor
bringing your St. Bernard on the elevator
allowing your St. Bernard to sniff...
“Everything we see hides another thing, we always want to see what is hidden by...”
– René Magritte
Just so you know
A single drop of blood contains 250 million blood cells.
pia pia pia, now THIS is the pia area...lol :P
El Jefe1177: where's the pia area?
El Jefe1177: :O
More smitten: down down down
More smitten: lol
El Jefe1177: there is no pia area i dont see it =(
More smitten: that picture is GOLD
El Jefe1177: i wanna be in the pia area :]
El Jefe1177: pia is the best!
El Jefe1177:
More smitten: HAHAHAHA
More smitten: oh man...
More smitten: i can see you're not over her..
More smitten: lol
More smitten: that's funny
El Jefe1177: i am i am
El Jefe1177: look -_-
More smitten: oh please..
El Jefe1177: see that face?
El Jefe1177: that face is CLEARLY over pia
More smitten: oh please..
El Jefe1177: are we talkin about this again?
El Jefe1177: seriously?
More smitten: hahaha
El Jefe1177: she cheated on me with an asian photographer
El Jefe1177: what the eff
More smitten: HAHAHAHA
El Jefe1177: not to mention that guy she was already with
El Jefe1177: so its like
El Jefe1177: 2 spikes straight into my heart
El Jefe1177: OH GOODY.. another wack butt shoe
El Jefe1177: show**
More smitten: lol, you're very funny
El Jefe1177: the mighty boosh =_________=
El Jefe1177: lizzy im over pia
El Jefe1177: trust me
More smitten: haha ok
El Jefe1177: i looked through all the pages and i didn't find the pia area
El Jefe1177: i mean not that i wanted to see or anything but i didn't find it
More smitten: it's on the first page
El Jefe1177: i looked all over the first page
More smitten: in between two quote
More smitten: s
El Jefe1177: there is no pia area
More smitten: it has a forest
More smitten: and a pie sign
More smitten: a no smoking sign
El Jefe1177: if there was a pia area i'd be there to tell her i was over her
More smitten: lol
More smitten: i said PIE!
El Jefe1177: OOOOOOOOH a pie area
More smitten: PIE SIGN
More smitten: PIE PICTURE!
More smitten: JEEEZE!
El Jefe1177: you said PIA area way up there
More smitten: HAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
More smitten: i'm sorry
More smitten: i tought i had said pe
More smitten: pie*
El Jefe1177: More smitten (12:56:59 AM): it's exciting
More smitten: i love the pia area picture
El Jefe1177: psh
El Jefe1177: trying to trick me
El Jefe1177: knowing i had a thing for pia long long ago
More smitten: see you still have a thing for her
More smitten: you look all throughout my blog
More smitten: that means something
El Jefe1177: whaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaat
El Jefe1177: are
El Jefe1177: you
El Jefe1177: talking about -_-
El Jefe1177: im WAAAAAAAY over her
More smitten: please..............
El Jefe1177: please what?
estay is the best :]
El Jefe1177: its like if you gave someone crack, pot, and some other crap and then peeked into their brain
More smitten: LOL
More smitten: wth?
El Jefe1177: idunno its called superjail
More smitten: LOL
El Jefe1177: this is one of the reasons cable tv is going down the shithole
El Jefe1177: i mean i'd show you a clip
El Jefe1177: but
El Jefe1177: you might be all grossed out and stuff
El Jefe1177: THIS is what happens when you cant find the remote
El Jefe1177: you get stuck watching this crap
More smitten: lol
El Jefe1177: dude this is weird.. just goes to show you
El Jefe1177: anything can make it on tv
El Jefe1177: if its stupid enough
More smitten: lol
El Jefe1177: lizzy i saw a very attractive woman at the store today
More smitten: lol
More smitten: do tell..
El Jefe1177: well i was at the store wtih families
El Jefe1177: and i just saw this really really really x100 attractive woman there
El Jefe1177: such heat and hotness is rarely seen, i almost jizzed my pants
More smitten: LOL
More smitten: you know where this conversation is being posted ;]
El Jefe1177: lol what the
El Jefe1177: when i wanna get posted on your blog no dice
El Jefe1177: but when i just tell you stuff
El Jefe1177: it gets posted
El Jefe1177: well anyway thats all i gotta say about that
More smitten: is this your way of telling me you don't want me posting anything
El Jefe1177: oh no of course not i like being on your blogs
More smitten: haha yay
El Jefe1177: it lets me read it like a billion days later and just laugh at the fact we spoke about it
El Jefe1177: lol
More smitten: hahah exactly
El Jefe1177: haha
El Jefe1177: like i said once before.. your blogs are day makers
More smitten: :]
El Jefe1177: :]
El Jefe1177: i'm man lizzy
El Jefe1177: hear me roar!
El Jefe1177: >:]