June 15, 2009

Improper elevator etiquette

  • entering an ascending elevator after me and selecting a floor below mine
  • entering a descending elevator after me and selecting a floor above mine
  • entering an ascending or descending elevator wearing pungent cologne and/or perfume
  • asking me to hold the door for you
  • asking me to push the button for your floor
  • bringing your St. Bernard on the elevator
  • allowing your St. Bernard to sniff someone’s crotch while on the elevator
This is an incomplete list. Expect future revisions.

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