June 28, 2009
Dear annoying Girl Scouts harassing me in front of my local supermarket,  Please send me some of your cookies without the attitude. I love your Thin Mint cookies even though they’re criminally over-priced. If I can get them at a discount, that’d be awesome.  Love Always, Your Thin Mint Buyer

Dear annoying Girl Scouts harassing me in front of my local supermarket, 

Please send me some of your cookies without the attitude. I love your Thin Mint cookies even though they’re criminally over-priced. If I can get them at a discount, that’d be awesome. 

Love Always,

Your Thin Mint Buyer

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